My pastor posed that question to the congregation in his sermon Sunday morning. From my perch in the choir loft, I looked out at the sea of polite, inscrutable faces before me – they don’t call us Presbyterians the “frozen chosen” for nothin’ – and wondered (doubtfully) if anybody else was thinking what I was thinking:
“That’s easy! It was about 20 minutes ago, during the first hymn. I LOVE that one… it’s got all those great Alleluias…”
Prologue: I first published this piece in 2008, at Halloween. By some small miracle, I still like it and – even more amazing! – still stand by every word. My daughter is now nine, not seven, and her taste in costumes has continued to evolve. Other than that, all pertinent information remains the same.
Just when I’m sure I can’t possibly muster any interesting food for thought, ever again – ever – life serves up a big bowl of metaphor stew too savory to pass up...
As a frequent wanderer through the painted desert that is American pop culture (because y’all know I just can’t help myself!), I find one TV show particularly maddening in its inconsistency. That show is “Glee.”
I’ve been trying to write about the “Glee” phenomenon for a year now, but can never quite nail down my opinion. I’ve decided that’s because the show can’t quite nail down its tone, its characters, or its point of view. It’s an ongoing, onscreen identity crisis. It can’t decide what it wants to be, so I can’t decide how I feel about it. One week I love it, the next week I hate it. Two weeks ago, the trashy, irredeemable Britney Spears episode almost had me swearing off “Glee” for good.
But according to architect/author Steve Mouzon, it's fun!
With his black tee shirt, black blazer, black-rimmed spectacles and sleek bald head, Steve Mouzon looked exactly as I imagined a “new urbanist” would as he approached the podium at TCL last Wednesday night.
But then he started talking.
Slightly stunned, I leaned toward my husband and whispered, “Oh my God. I think he’s southern…”
Sometimes, even I run out of things to say. My husband will beg to differ, but it’s true. Sometimes, I look around and just think, “eh,” and wish to high heaven I didn’t have a deadline dogging me.
This is one of those times. Oh, I have observations, alright. I always have observations. It’s just that I can’t seem to string them together in any coherent, meaningful fashion. As a writer, I see it as my job to make order from chaos. Harmony from discord. A casserole from cream-of-chicken soup, broccoli, and bread crumbs. Right now, the recipe’s just not coming together.
Obviously, I had to see the movie the minute it hit the screen. I’d been giddy with anticipation for weeks, acting much like my 4th grade daughter in those heady days leading up to Miley Cyrus’ cinematic debut. In my own defense, I’d read the book on the recommendations of people I actually know – my mom, my friend, an old boyfriend from college – not Oprah’s. But still, I was unabashedly one of “those women” – the millions who, for whatever reason, had flocked like twittering birds around “Eat, Pray, Love,” turning Elizabeth Gilbert’s quirky little memoir into a bona fide cultural phenomenon. I hate being part of a cultural phenomenon. But I loved “Eat, Pray, Love.”
And now it was a movie. And I couldn’t wait. I saw it immediately, in my favorite, most delicious way. Alone.