Normally, I title my column after it’s written. It’s the last thing I do – my final flourish. Every now and then, however, the process reverses itself. This is one of those times. As deadline approached, the title you see before you invaded my mind so suddenly – and with such ferocity – I had no choice but to commit to it (actually, it felt more like submitting), and see where it might take me.
Even now, I’m not sure where that will be. But come along, if you’d like. It’ll be a lark!
Mother: A frenetic, distracted editor/columnist for a small local newsweekly. Obsessed with politics, culture, religion, and other esoteric abstractions. 40-something, but fancies herself much younger.
Daughter: A bright, energetic 4th grader with a great smile. Nine going on 35.
Scene
Mother sits at her desk in the breakfast nook, enthralled by something she’s reading on her computer screen. As usual. Daughter is on the couch, watching a poorly-written sitcom with a ubiquitous laugh track on the Disney Channel. As usual. It’s almost 5:30 pm.
I don’t like much about February. The best holidays are long-gone, the worst holiday is reliably disappointing (obligatory romance is not romantic), and spring is a shameless tease that flirts a little, but won’t commit.
For me, this ghastly month is salvaged by one thing, and one thing only: the movies. Here in Beaufort, we have the opportunity to “think globally and act locally,” as we celebrate our very own International Film Festival, now in its fifth year. (See our extensive coverage in this issue.) This is also the season when we film buffs scurry to make sure we’ve seen all the nominees for “Best Picture” before the Oscars happen at the end of the month. This formidable challenge doubled in scope last year, when the Academy decided to bump the number of nominees from five to ten.
When the early 20th century English writer/philosopher G.K. Chesterton was invited by The Times newspaper to join several other prominent thinkers in answering the question, “What is wrong with the world?” his essay took the form of a brief letter:
“Seeing’s not believing; believing is seeing.” – Little Elf Judy, The Santa Clause
I don’t usually turn to Tim Allen movies for wisdom, but this line grabbed me as I watched ‘The Santa Clause’ on TV with my daughter last week. It’s about fifteen years old, and though I’ve seen both sequels, this was my first viewing of the original. (Does anybody actually go to movies like this before they have children?) It was pretty much what I expected – not high art, but fairly amusing and quite heartwarming in that Hallmark-y way one tends to relish this time of year.
Readers, I’m in a bind. I’m determined to produce a Christmas column. Something meaningful. Something inspiring. Something you might clip out and send to your mother. I really need to write something like that. I’m guessing you really need to read something like that. Something that will warm your heart, quiet your mind, cut through the droning cacophony that’s the soundtrack of our age…