Greetings Fashionistas!

FASHIONGRANNY will be writing her column every other issue going forward, as she sees there’s a whole world out there just hollerin’ for her fashion expertise! Thanks to all my fervent readers and fans, I truly appreciate your loyalty!

My “holler back” this issue is for Seniors Only. So gather together all ye who are long in the tooth and listen up! This column is for you!

This column is going to be a refresher course on two topics that I liken to" the gift that keeps on giving," kind of like the Christmas fruitcake!

Does not hope spring eternal? Hence my intention is that this repetition of strong answers to valid fashion questions will finally take hold! None of us deserves to be injured by the very sight of a bad spray tan or socks with sandals ever again. I don't know about you, but my eyes can't take much more!